toostoked:

I’m gonna miss teaching kids how to swim :(

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(Source: im-a-walking-paradox)

joynicoleee:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Dude: I seen you walking by and i just had to say something you’re gorgeous may i get your number

Girl: ok, sure ill give you a shot, i hope you’re not crazy

Dude: ok thanks cutie put your number in

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Girl:

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nigga … is that a… oh sorry i cant i forgot i… i…..left my house on fire im in a rush maybe next time

*power walks away*

Omg

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